Dear Tumblr,
Is there anyone out there who knows anything about birds and wildlife? I need to find out why there are so many dead birds in my yard. The death toll is rising, and Frannie likes to eat them, which I would prefer she not do. It’s like they just dropped out of the sky. They don’t look sick, they don’t look injured… they’re just dead.
Help?
Templeton Photography
Good news, everybody! I have a website for my photography business! If you live in Richmond, you should look at this thing that I have created and maybe also like the Facebook page?
ATTN: ANYONE WHO LIVES IN RICHMOND VA
Does anyone know of any pit bull friendly landlords? Francis and I are moving but sometimes he is discriminated against just because of his big head, short fur, and muscular physique.
Halp?
Yesterday’s adventure.
![thedailywhat:
Have You Seen This Man? of the Day: Police in Fairfax County, Virginia, are on the lookout for a “serial butt slasher” who may be responsible for at least five attacks against area women since February.
The suspect’s MO became clear after each victim provided a similar report: A momentary distraction such as a bump or a noise, followed immediately by a slash across the butt with a razor or a box cutter.
“Because it’s such an unusual thing, no one would ever expect something like that to occur,” police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell is quoted as saying. “They may be walking along and put their hand to their backside and feel it.”
Former FBI profiler Gregg McCrary said it is unlikely the man — described as a 5’6” heavyset Hispanic male in his late 20s — will stop until he is caught.
Police are asking anyone with information to call 703-691-2131 or phone Crime Solvers at 866-411-TIPS/8477. You can also text TIP187 plus your message to 274637 or submit your tip online.
[nbcwash / thanks brayden!]
This is where I am from. I am from a place that has a serial butt slasher at large. This is hilarious and creepy at the same time…](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp07fnPFnN1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Have You Seen This Man? of the Day: Police in Fairfax County, Virginia, are on the lookout for a “serial butt slasher” who may be responsible for at least five attacks against area women since February.
The suspect’s MO became clear after each victim provided a similar report: A momentary distraction such as a bump or a noise, followed immediately by a slash across the butt with a razor or a box cutter.
“Because it’s such an unusual thing, no one would ever expect something like that to occur,” police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell is quoted as saying. “They may be walking along and put their hand to their backside and feel it.”
Former FBI profiler Gregg McCrary said it is unlikely the man — described as a 5’6” heavyset Hispanic male in his late 20s — will stop until he is caught.
Police are asking anyone with information to call 703-691-2131 or phone Crime Solvers at 866-411-TIPS/8477. You can also text TIP187 plus your message to 274637 or submit your tip online.
[nbcwash / thanks brayden!]
This is where I am from. I am from a place that has a serial butt slasher at large. This is hilarious and creepy at the same time…
