Dear Tumblr, 

Is there anyone out there who knows anything about birds and wildlife? I need to find out why there are so many dead birds in my yard. The death toll is rising, and Frannie likes to eat them, which I would prefer she not do. It’s like they just dropped out of the sky. They don’t look sick, they don’t look injured… they’re just dead. 

Help?

Templeton Photography

Good news, everybody! I have a website for my photography business! If you live in Richmond, you should look at this thing that I have created and maybe also like the Facebook page?

ATTN: ANYONE WHO LIVES IN RICHMOND VA

Does anyone know of any pit bull friendly landlords? Francis and I are moving but sometimes he is discriminated against just because of his big head, short fur, and muscular physique. 

Halp?

Blegh.

24 hours later, POWER! 

Thanks for the warm beer, Irene. 

Yesterday’s adventure.