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Testing my camera remote. My lawn needs mowing.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:19:38 -0400

Testing my camera remote. My lawn needs mowing.

Frannie just puked up a sock and part of a dead bird onto my carpet. If there is a god, he must be...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:38:29 -0400

Frannie just puked up a sock and part of a dead bird onto my carpet.

If there is a god, he must be testing me.

Frannie, Destroyer of Worlds

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:15:43 -0400

Frannie, Destroyer of Worlds

lliminal: The Devil’s Pet by Thorunn Arnadottir. O_O want.

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:31:50 -0400

lliminal:

The Devil’s Pet by Thorunn Arnadottir.

O_O want.

nevver: John Musgrove

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:37:13 -0400

John Musgrove

John Musgrove

nevver:

John Musgrove

Dear Tumblr, Is there anyone out there who knows anything about birds and wildlife? I need to find...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:38:03 -0400

Dear Tumblr,

Is there anyone out there who knows anything about birds and wildlife? I need to find out why there are so many dead birds in my yard. The death toll is rising, and Frannie likes to eat them, which I would prefer she not do. It’s like they just dropped out of the sky. They don’t look sick, they don’t look injured… they’re just dead.

Help?

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Tue, 14 May 2013 14:26:51 -0400

nevver: “You can wake up now, the universe has ended.”

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:08:53 -0400

nevver:

“You can wake up now, the universe has ended.”

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:33:15 -0400

That’s why I’m so sexy and in shape. It’s because of Tumblr.

dalpuri: J.R.R. Tolkien on languages.

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:54:42 -0400

dalpuri:

J.R.R. Tolkien on languages.

Just took the dogs for a walk around my parents neighborhood, and while I miss living in an area...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:19:44 -0400

Just took the dogs for a walk around my parents neighborhood, and while I miss living in an area where I can just walk out my door and walk for miles, I don’t miss people reacting weirdly to the dogs. Lady, stop making those terrible faces at me. You’re in your car. My dogs are not going to eat through metal and tear your face off. They’re going to continue peeing on this bush over here.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 21:27:47 -0400

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:12:38 -0400

I just watched this dog swallow a dead bird whole. SHE SWALLOWED...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:02:35 -0400

I just watched this dog swallow a dead bird whole. SHE SWALLOWED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING WITHOUT CHEWING. The vet said she will probably digest it without much issue. When she gets her mouth around a toy or something, she clamps down and refuses to let go, and it’s almost impossible to get her to release her deathgrip on it. This is what happened with the bird. I was trying to pry her mouth open, and in order to keep her prize, she gulped it down. I’m in the process of getting her into a manners class, which hopefully will help me deal with a few of her issues (not dropping toys/dead animals, not coming when called, etc.) But my main concern is that I have done something so terrible in my life that this is my punishment - living with the spawn of Satan.

And now, for your amusement, a complete list of things Frannie has eaten (that I know of):

- dead bird
- pink stuffed elephant
- one brand new sock
- part of an Iron Man action figure (she removed and ingested his head)
- half a tennis ball
- the head of a stuffed zebra
- all of the dog poop in the yard
- two plastic dog bowls
- a sponge
- an unknown amount of shrubbery and various organic materials

The most amazing part about all of this is that I almost always find these things in the yard a few days later, after they’ve passed through her system. She has a stomach of steel.

whydoihaveablog: (via Hyperbole and a Half - Depression Part...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:54:42 -0400

whydoihaveablog:

(via Hyperbole and a Half - Depression Part Two)

“And even if everything still seems like hopeless bullshit, maybe it’s just pointless bullshit or weird bullshit or possibly not even bullshit. I don’t know.

But when you’re concerned that the miserable, boring wasteland in front of you might stretch all the way into forever, not knowing feels strangely hope-like.”

Two days ago I found myself on what I thought was a still abandoned hyperboleandahalf — one of the first blogs I loved, one of the first blogs that made me feel okay with oversharing because maybe sometimes people don’t share enough. There is something wonderful and special about being able to tear up at a bar with a friend or interrupt your own story with a sudden cock of your head as you say, “I don’t think I’ve ever told anyone this before.”

The next day I saw that she was preparing for an update today. And today happened, and Allie Bosh is still as amazing and important ever.

rvanews: “This is Water” Well-worth the 9 minutes.

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:50:43 -0400

rvanews:

“This is Water”

Well-worth the 9 minutes.

woodendreams: (by Pawel Kucharski)

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:50:01 -0400

woodendreams:

(by Pawel Kucharski)

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Tue, 07 May 2013 14:18:15 -0400

"If you want to be a creative person, then you’re gonna have to be creative in how you put your..."

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:05:20 -0400

““If you want to be a creative person, then you’re gonna have to be creative in how you put your career together. There isn’t a path. Part of the creativity is making your path.””

- Alec Soth on creating a career in photography, and how he pays the rent today. Read our full interview here. (via nedhepburn)

nevver: Swan song

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:52:56 -0400

nevver:

Swan song